hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe
Can we just have every superhero react like that?
"A spider bite… gave me abs…?"
"Being put in a barrel of radioactive waste… gave me abs…?"
"Watching my parents die…gave me abs?"
what do you call a dictionary on drugs
If you say addictionary I swear to fucking god I will cut you
I was gonna say ‘high definition’ but yours is better
That awful moment when you wake up.
this happens to me like every day it’s annoying
daily reminder that it is okay to put yourself first